Crouching Badger

Oct 28
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Sloe Gin for teh Win!

Sloe Gin

Several years ago I read a very good book by Ian Marchant called “The Longest Crawl”. One the stops in it that caught my attention was the Plymouth Gin distillery and on a visit in 2006 I got my first taste of sloe gin on their excellent tour. I was a convert on the spot. Winter warmers don’t come much better than this. Sadly, the only sloe gin generally available in UK shops is Gordon’s, which isn’t quite up to snuff.  What we did have, though, was bottles of plain Plymouth Gin, and swathes of Oxfordshire countryside in which we could find a blackthorn bush or two.

This was our first year making sloe gin and checking around the internet it seems that people are keen to share their advice on how to make sloe gin, but not on where to find sloes. Everyone has their closely guarded secret spot. As it turns out, so do we now. (Not too far from Chalgrove. That’s all I’m going to say.)

The nicest thing I found about making sloe gin is the way it brings you closer to the land you’re living in. In your quest for the sloes you learn the life cycle of the plant, how to recognise it from the leaves, fruit and habitats, and you get out there and search for it, looking more closely at plants than you’ve done since being a kid. Unless you’re a horticulturist, of course. For someone who spends 80% of his waking hours looking at a computer it’s hard to describe how liberating it feels to do something that involves rummaging around in the bushes and getting away from the daft machines.

“Why don’t you… just switch off your television set and go out and do something less boring instead?” as they used to say in the summer holidays.

Sloes!

The next bit is also fun. You get to make stuff in the kitchen instead of buying it from the shops.  Provenance is a popular theme at the moment and you can’t get much closer than picking them yourself and pricking each one of the buggers with a needle.  Might as well make a special occasion of it and have a glass or two of wine. Or last year’s sloe gin. You’re not going to be sneakily eating the sloes, that’s for sure.

I won’t go into lots of detail here about how to make it, there’s plenty of places you can find on the interwebs about that, but this is the stuff you’ll need:

Sloe Gin

Chuck it in the Kilner Jar (or cheapo equivalent where the lid won’t seal properly and you have to double up with the seal from the teabag tin, making the teabags slightly less fresh than they should be) and pour loads of sugar over it:

Sloe Gin

At this point I’m meant to have a photo of the jar filled up with gin, but you get the idea.  We’re turning it daily and watching it develop into tasty sloe gin, maybe even in time for Christmas.  It’s making something yourself. AND it’s booze. And it’s not the sort that might cause blindness. Win!

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How I Beat the Credit Crunch with SaveMyPrinter.co.uk

In another edition of what appears to be a series of money saving tips from Badger Towers, I decided to give some love to SaveMyPrinter.co.uk for saving me money.

I have an HP Laserjet 1100 which sits on my desk doing very little to justify its existence, occasionally printing a boarding pass or a coupon because it can’t cope with a big job any more.  I used to have an HP Laserjet 5L which did much the same thing. After about a year of service both of them started to sulk, picking up five sheets of paper at the same and jamming inside the works.

After months of wondering if I shouldn’t just chuck it and move on to another printer which inevitably starts to over-eat after a year, I found a kit on ebay for about £6 from a company called SaveMyPrinter.co.uk. It included a new Pickup Roller and corresponding rubbery bit for the back (Separation Pad). Couldn’t hurt to try this.

SaveMyPrinter.co.uk

It had two basic parts. One was the Pickup Roller, the easiest part to replace on the whole printer, and the other was the Separation Pad and sub-assembly, about the hardest thing possible to get at.

SaveMyPrinter.co.uk sent a CD-ROM with the HP Service Manual in PDF. I thought this was going to be a waste of time, just a replacement for the original manual with troubleshooting tips like “Q: Nothing prints A: Ensure it’s plugged in”, but bugger me, it tells you how the whole thing was built and how all the subsystems work and which bits to replace, and photo guides on how to take it apart without breaking those plastic lugs off. Brilliant.

In about half an hour and 4 major pieces removed I had the top of the thing off and replaced the pad:

Open Heart Printer Surgery

I thought it’d never work. It bloody did. So far it picks up the one piece of paper it ought to. And I didn’t manage to leave any bits out.  OK, I know it took over an hour in the end, and time is money, and I could have bought a new one for under £100 and all that, but you can’t buy the smug feeling of having repaired something yourself and having that £80 to buy beer with.

Yeah, take that, consumer throwaway society. Credit crunch? Is that a type of cereal?

Oct 22
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How to make a BristleBot - Evil Mad Scientist Laboratories (via oskay)

Want!

Oct 20
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Badgerpower

Not long ago I bought a Current Cost smart electricity meter from Southern Electric’s eco gadget shop. It works by induction, clipping around the mains cable by your real meter and then wirelessly transmitting the reading every few seconds to an LCD display.

CurrentCost Meter

When I first plugged it in I got the urge to turn things on and off to watch how much electricity they were using.  The house in ‘standby’ mode was about 300 watts, which was a bit more than I expected.  Halogen kitchen lights add another 200 watts, which is pretty poor efficiency if you ask me.  Then I put the kettle on.  Great Scott! 1.6 jigawatts.  Well, okay 1.6 kilowatts really.  That’s a shedload.

I spent the rest of the week going around turning off everything at the wall unless it was

  1. too hard to reach
  2. too hard to re-program
  3. the electric meter

Then I ordered the USB cable.  I plugged it in and mucked about with some perl USB input scripts I found until I made one work (Paul Mutton’s Current Cost USB script seemed to be ideal) and glued it together with rrdtool.

12hrs of Power Consumption at Badger Towers

You can visit live stats as they happen at: Live Badgerpower!

Oct 13
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via www.posterclassics.com

I couldn’t understand the words, but I got the message.  I love these simple railway posters.

via www.posterclassics.com

I couldn’t understand the words, but I got the message.  I love these simple railway posters.

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Mellotron Demo

Take it away, Eric.

Oct 10
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Banksy’s “Village Pet Store And Charcoal Grill” (via MarcSchil)
Oct 07
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If you had purchased £1000 of Northern Rock shares one year ago they would now be worth £4.95; with HBOS, earlier this week your £1000 would have been worth £16.50; £1000 invested in XL Leisure would now be worth less than £5; but if you bought £1000 worth of Tennents Lager one year ago, drank it all, then took the empty cans to an aluminium re-cycling plant, you would get £214. So based on the above statistics the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and re-cycle.
Oct 06
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Rissingtons

On Friday I had a rather pleasant visit to the folks at Rissington (Jon Hicks, John Oxton, Jon P Dennis and Simon Clayson), which was only slightly marred by the failburger four of us had at The Eagle & Child (Stow-on-the-Wold), and the pint of rancid Hooky.

This is what the outing looked like, once we’d avoided the biblical traffic queue into the town by taking a 10 mile Oxton shortcut:

Rissington Special School Outing

After that, it was a quick visit to “The Crock” satifsy Jon Oxton’s fetish for kitchenware, which included these level 6 beauties - mayonnaise, cheese and jam spoons:

Level 6 Cutlery

To go with the Rissington cuppa (ably produced by Jon P), we sought out a baker and bought lardy cake for dessert, which I haven’t had for so many years I thought they’d stopped making it.

After lurking about in their lovely office for a few hours I made a quick Openstreetmap survey of Great Rissington and Great Barrington without triggering the Neighbourhood Watch armed response teams.

The failburger + beer made an unfortunate appearance later. We may try a different place next time.

Dear Jo(h)ns and Simon, Thankyou for my lovely day out, love crouchingbadger xxx